I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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