You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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