Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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