Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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