do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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