So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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