Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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