i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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