My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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