Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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