Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
A+ Viking dick
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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