is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm always down for nudity.
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