I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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