Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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