my mouth tastes like poor choices
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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