She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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