when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So squirting runs in the family.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
