Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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