No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have fence marks all over my body
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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