I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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