Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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