I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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