I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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