i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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