It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
her vagine was all disorganized.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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