let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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