so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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