Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
