How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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