I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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