nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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