My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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