Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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