how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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