After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I love you. Go after that dick
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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