i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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