just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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