Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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