I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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