There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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