now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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