Moan for me like Helen Keller
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
