Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Couch. On fire.
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