You really coming over, don't trick.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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