Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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