I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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