We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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