I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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