You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
