She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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