Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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