where does the pee come out of this thing
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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