i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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