You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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