dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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