We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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