i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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