just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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