i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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