If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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